The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
Anonymous asked: mate what college were you in at York?
I’M VANBRUGH TIL I DIE, I’M VANBRUGH TIL I DIE etc etc
writing ‘defiantly’ rather than ‘definitely’ is a spelling mistake that HAS to stop happening now
If you live in England you should feel incredibly privileged that, as a young person, you probably have a place within 50 miles of you where you can get free STI check ups and free condoms.
me and this girl walked across the road at the same time earlier today and this car came round the corner unexpectedly and so we both had to jump back a little and after that attempting to be kinda funny i said to her “we almost died together there” and she looked quite scared of me